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The Not-So-Friendly Skies
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Last month's mysterious crash of TWA Flight 800 near Long Island, which came on the heels of several other major air tragedies, has sparked a national debate about the safety and security of commercial airlines. What do you think?
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Nathan Reynolds
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I realize passengers are concerned, but speaking as a pilot, there's no better place to drop acid than 40,000 feet in the air.
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Pilot
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https://www.theonion.com/the-not-so-friendly-skies-1819558790
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1996-08-07
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1819558790
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The Not-So-Friendly Skies
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Last month's mysterious crash of TWA Flight 800 near Long Island, which came on the heels of several other major air tragedies, has sparked a national debate about the safety and security of commercial airlines. What do you think?
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Martin Mattacks
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There need to be more exhaustive pre-boarding security anal probes. In fact, forget the plane ride altogether.
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Ornithologist
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https://www.theonion.com/the-not-so-friendly-skies-1819558790
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1996-08-07
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1819558790
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The Not-So-Friendly Skies
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Last month's mysterious crash of TWA Flight 800 near Long Island, which came on the heels of several other major air tragedies, has sparked a national debate about the safety and security of commercial airlines. What do you think?
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Erick D'Alessio
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I would like to see more entertaining in-flight movies and fewer mid-air explosive decapitations.
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Plumber
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https://www.theonion.com/the-not-so-friendly-skies-1819558790
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1996-08-07
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1819558790
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The Not-So-Friendly Skies
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Last month's mysterious crash of TWA Flight 800 near Long Island, which came on the heels of several other major air tragedies, has sparked a national debate about the safety and security of commercial airlines. What do you think?
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Rosalie Thalacker
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I hate being aboard a plane during a terrorist hijacking, but when I have to be, I chew delicious Wrigley's Spearmint Gum.
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Pharmacist
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https://www.theonion.com/the-not-so-friendly-skies-1819558790
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1996-08-07
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1819558790
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The Not-So-Friendly Skies
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Last month's mysterious crash of TWA Flight 800 near Long Island, which came on the heels of several other major air tragedies, has sparked a national debate about the safety and security of commercial airlines. What do you think?
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Marianne Sirota
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It stinks that all flights are now non-smoking, but I can usually get away with blowing the smoke out the gaping rusted holes in the plane's fuselage.
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Lab Technician
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https://www.theonion.com/the-not-so-friendly-skies-1819558790
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1996-08-07
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1819558790
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The Not-So-Friendly Skies
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Last month's mysterious crash of TWA Flight 800 near Long Island, which came on the heels of several other major air tragedies, has sparked a national debate about the safety and security of commercial airlines. What do you think?
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Steven Lastrom
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Airline safety is all about people.
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Systems Analyst
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https://www.theonion.com/the-not-so-friendly-skies-1819558790
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1996-08-07
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1819558794
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Is There Life on Mars?
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NASA scientists recently discovered a Martian rock that may contain the remains of ancient life, raising the distinct possibility that we are not alone in the universe. What do you think?
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Herb Leuchtenberg
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Life on Mars? That's nothing—you should see the hideous lifeform that just fell out of my wife.
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Financier
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https://www.theonion.com/is-there-life-on-mars-1819558794
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1996-08-21
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1819558794
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Is There Life on Mars?
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NASA scientists recently discovered a Martian rock that may contain the remains of ancient life, raising the distinct possibility that we are not alone in the universe. What do you think?
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Oliver Teufel
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As a 15th century peasant, I am frightened by this news. I must now go read Scripture by the light of a burning witch.
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Orthopedic Surgeon
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https://www.theonion.com/is-there-life-on-mars-1819558794
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1996-08-21
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1819558794
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Is There Life on Mars?
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NASA scientists recently discovered a Martian rock that may contain the remains of ancient life, raising the distinct possibility that we are not alone in the universe. What do you think?
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Karyn Orosco
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Perhaps now we'll find that men truly are from Mars—and that women are from Venus.
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Psychologist
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https://www.theonion.com/is-there-life-on-mars-1819558794
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1996-08-21
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1819558794
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Is There Life on Mars?
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NASA scientists recently discovered a Martian rock that may contain the remains of ancient life, raising the distinct possibility that we are not alone in the universe. What do you think?
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James Santos
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Earthman! You have violated the intergalactic codes of the Funk! I wanna see y'all put your hands together and get on up for the Mothership!
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Electrician
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https://www.theonion.com/is-there-life-on-mars-1819558794
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1996-08-21
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