Paul Fernandez

Sounds like I just found a way out of this parking ticket.


Sienna Kern

Tornado Destroys Pfizer Plant In North Carolina

A tornado in North Carolina ripped through a Pfizer pharmaceutical facility that produces nearly 25% of all sterile injectable medicines used in U.S. hospitals, sparking concerns about worsening drug shortages. What do you think?

I hope this doesn't prevent me from being able to afford the drugs I can't afford.


Brad Dickerson

I found a syringe on the sidewalk if that helps?


Lance Jakobsen

Never thought I'd have to connect the dots between climate change and my Viagra supply.


Angus Marin

Florida Schools Will Teach How Slavery Brought 'Personal Benefit' To Black People

Approving a new set of standards for classes that cover African American history, Florida's Board of Education has mandated that middle schoolers be taught that slavery gave Black people a personal benefit because they developed skills. What do you think?

I've always thought it was weird that we fixated on the negatives of slavery.


Ryan Crossley

I'm sure that getting to acquire those skills is why so few left slavery.


Xavier Varganov

This is a good start, but I hope students will eventually also learn that slavery never happened at all.


Estelle Kearney

16 Fake Trump Electors Face Felony Charges In Michigan

Michigan's attorney general is charging 16 Republicans with multiple felonies after they are alleged to have submitted false certificates indicating they were the state's presidential electors despite Joe Biden's 154,000-vote victory in 2020. What do you think?

I wonder if we'll ever find out who won the 2020 election.


Frankie Roberts

Fine, then what's the legal way to overthrow an election?


Steve Norman

I guess this is the thanks that getting politically involved gets you.


Alexis Wood

Plastic Surgeon Who Livestreamed Operations On TikTok Has License Revoked

An Ohio plastic surgeon's state medical license has been permanently revoked after a medical board determined she harmed patients while livestreaming their surgeries on the social media app TikTok. What do you think?

I'm pretty sure the Hippocratic oath has an exception for social media.


Seth Hughes

This is a clear violation of patient-streamer confidentiality.


Edwin Foster

Twitter Rebrands To X, Replaces Iconic Bird Logo

Twitter has officially rebranded to X after owner Elon Musk changed its iconic bird logo Monday, saying the change was to embody the imperfections in us all that make us unique. What do you think?


Tyler Ihnat

You have to respect a man who refuses to have a good idea.


Jessica Twiss

It takes a true visionary to realize that X is more computery than a bird.


Kelly Hamlin

Lana Del Rey Spotted Working Shift At Alabama Waffle House

American singer-songwriter Lana Del Rey was recently spotted wearing a uniform and working a shift at a Waffle House in Alabama for reasons still unknown. What do you think?


Chris Tubbs

Well, I'm sure she has some perfectly offensive reason for it.


Alex Davari

Maybe one day she'll be successful enough to wait tables full time.


Evan Weitz

DeSantis Involved In Car Crash In Tennessee

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) was involved in a multi-car accident on Tuesday in Tennessee as he traveled in a motorcade to a campaign stop for his 2024 presidential bid. He was uninjured. What do you think?


Jill Ebner

A bit harder on that accelerator, and all his campaign problems are over.


Russ Madero

They warned him not to mess with the Mouse.


Roy Mahoney

Cheese Wheels Filled With 18 Pounds Of Cocaine Seized At Texas Border

Customs officials intercepted a pickup truck transporting four large wheels of cheese from Mexico that were hiding 17.8 pounds of cocaine. What do you think?

Yeah, I haven't found a way to inconspicuously carry around four large cheese wheels either.


Thomas Carlson

There are plenty of legal pathways for cocaine trying to enter our country.


Edna Spence

Aw, man. I was gonna use that for my crack raclette.


Chandra Burke

Whistleblower Claims U.S. Concealing 'Multi-Decade' UFO Program

Three military veterans testified before Congress claiming that the U.S. government is concealing a longstanding program that reverse engineers alien aircraft and has recovered non-human biologics from alleged crash sites. What do you think?

Where do you think we got Inkjet technology?


Art Marasky

That's fair. There are plenty of multi-decade operations I don't tell the government about.


Reggie Wagner

I just found out about a 100-year-old race massacre, so I guess anything's possible.


Sandy Kruss

Taylor Swift Concert Causes 2.3-Magnitude Earthquake In Seattle

A recent Taylor Swift concert in downtown Seattle shook the ground so hard, it registered signals on a nearby seismometer roughly equivalent to a 2.3-magnitude earthquake. What do you think?

I put my go-bag together as soon as I heard she was coming to town.


Alan Hayes

Let this be a warning to other cities who displease Swift.


Lionel Tlhapi

Hopefully, technological advancements will allow us to better predict Taylor Swift concerts.


Caroline Newton

Water Temperature Off Florida Coast Hits 101.1 Degrees Fahrenheit

Water temperature at a buoy in southern Florida reached a shocking 101.1 degrees Fahrenheit this week, which meteorologists say is among the hottest ocean temperatures ever recorded on Earth. What do you think?


Jeff DeVoe

That's still pretty refreshing in 130-degree weather.


Louis Brundage

Relax, it'll cool down once Antarctica melts.


Dale Jackson

Ancient Worm Revived From Permafrost After 46,000 Years

Scientists say they have revived a worm that was frozen in Siberian permafrost for 46,000 years, using water to awaken the nematode that had been lying in a dormant state known as cryptobiosis. What do you think?


Finneus Park

I've always wondered what living in a world with worms would be like.


Kate Weitzel

The sad thing is that its family probably stopped looking for it after the first 45,000 years.


Eddie Wiseman

Threads Loses More Than Half App's Active Users

Meta's new app Threads has lost about half its 100 million users after the app's launch a month ago, with Mark Zuckerberg calling the regression normal and pledging to add more features to keep users engaged. What do you think?

Who would've thought the guy behind Facebook's metaverse would underdeliver like that?


Larice Moskowitz

If they want to try rebranding, I hear the name 'Twitter' is available.


Roland Mann

And I'll kill the other half if Zuckerberg doesn't meet my demands.


Shelly Prechtel

Elon Musk's X Sign Taken Down After Neighbors File Complaints

Twitter's new X sign has been taken down after complaints from residents about intense light shining into homes and the sign lacking safety permits from the city. What do you think?

We can't let bureaucracy stifle the most annoying innovators of our time.


Ross Yanczer

When has Musk's technology ever put the public at risk?


Chelsea Bujak

These people are just jealous of the creativity and genius that it takes to imagine a bright X.


Logan Reeves

Chinese Zoo Denies Bears Are People In Costume

A zoo in China is denying accusations that its bears are people dressed in costume after photos of one of their Malyasian Sun Bears standing on its hind legs went viral for looking suspiciously similar to a man in a bear suit. What do you think?

Maybe that also explains why so many of the aquarium fish drowned.


Carlos Hettena

I really thought we were past this kind of public body shaming.


Oscar Berkley

Is it possible that they are bears in bear costumes?


Daniel Welsh

Trump Indicted For Trying To Overturn 2020 Election

Former President Donald Trump has been indicted for his attempts to overturn the 2020 election, the third time in four months that the former U.S. president has been criminally charged. What do you think?

I'm sure seeing his beloved supporters jailed has punished him enough.


Graciela Asnes

The rule of law has always been very biased against him.


Jonas Murray

I wish I loved my job enough to destroy the country.


Sally Barreto

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Announces Separation From Wife Sophie

Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau announced on social media Wednesday that he and his wife Sophie are separating after 18 years of marriage. What do you think?

I hope they're comforted knowing that everyone wants to fuck them.


Nikhil Sharma

It seems disrespectful to do this on Instagram and not a more solemn place like Facebook.


Lester Herrin

Huh, I didn't know Canadians could get married.


Allison Espinosa

Leprosy Cases Surging In Central Florida

New CDC analysis shows that cases of Leprosy, also known as Hansen's disease, are surging in central Florida, with the region accounting for nearly one fifth of reported cases in the U.S. What do you think?

That's only true if you listen to public health officials.


Ray Ferguson

What a huge opportunity for some priest to become a saint!


Alfredo Groves

With no state income tax, leprosy couldn't afford not to spread there.


Jeffrey LaFontaine

Twitter Blue Subscribers Now Allowed To Hide Blue Checks

X, the site formerly known as Twitter, is now letting its Blue subscribers hide the once-coveted verification blue check—the status symbol they pay $8 a month for—on their account. What do you think?

All the best goods and services are too embarrassing to be shown publicly.


Dante Purwin

Now they'll all wonder about the mystery man behind the reply 'Hilarious, Elon!!!'


Luis Hosking

Nepotism Blamed After Untrained Runner Completes 'Slowest-Ever' 100-Meter

A Somalian sports official has been suspended after a seemingly untrained sprinter, who was a relative of hers, represented the country at a competition in China, where she clocked the event's slowest-ever 100-meter time at 21 seconds. What do you think?

As long as she set a record, I don't see a problem.


Jodi Svedin

Since when has the goal of running been to be fast?


Blaine Kirk

I learned how to be an out-of-shape loser without any rich relatives' help.


Harvey McNab

Dungeons & Dragons Bans AI Art

After an illustrator admitted to using AI to help design commissioned artwork for a sourcebook, Dungeons & Dragons released a statement announcing that AI-generated art would be banned moving forward. What do you think?

Thank God. I shudder to think of what AI could do if armed with powerful spells like psychic scream and meteor swarm.


Josiah Ratliff

Dungeons & Dragons Bans AI Art

The only emotionless beings that should be creating D&D art are its fans.


Jessica Frazier

Dungeons & Dragons Bans AI Art


John Denton

Car Crashes Into Second Floor Of House

A driver in Pennsylvania crashed their car into the second floor of a house, with photos from the scene showing the side of the vehicle lodged into the home with its back wheels dangling off the roof. What do you think?

I celebrate not that the driver crashed, but that for a moment, they flew.


Ernest Braatz

Car Crashes Into Second Floor Of House


Larissa Silvas

Car Crashes Into Second Floor Of House

It's their fault for building a house near a street.


Marty Friedland

Study Finds Crocodiles Attracted To Distressed Cries Of Infants

A study that played the sounds of human and other ape babies crying out over a speaker found that crocodiles were drawn to the noises, in particular to the shrieks that sounded the most distressed. What do you think?

Sounds like they'd make awesome therapy animals.


David Barnes

It's a good thing my distressed cries are so manly.


Leilani Villarreal

This is just natural selection doing its part to weed out annoying kids.


Heather Del Monte

Zoom Orders Its Employees Back To Office

Video conferencing software company Zoom has announced a return to in-person work, requiring employees to be in the office at least two days a week. What do you think?

If these trends continue, more and more bosses are going to demand their employees work two days a week from Zoom headquarters.


Dirk Hada

Smart, the company will save money by deleting their Zoom Pro account.


Rhett Mills

Mass layoffs are more fun in person anyway.


Larry Balestras

Historic Hawaiian Town Razed By Wildfire

The historic seaside town of Lahaina that was once the capital of the Kingdom of Hawaii has been largely reduced to ash as wildfires continued to rip through the state, with 36 people already confirmed dead. What do you think?

Out of respect, I will wait a day before calling to check on my reservation.


Liza Toles

Just once, I'd like to hear a positive story about out-of-control wildfires.


Julian Haber

I just hope the wealthy were evacuated in time.


Matt Templeton

FBI Fatally Shoots Man Accused Of Threatening Biden

The FBI shot and killed Craig Deleeuw Robertson, a Utah man who was suspected of threatening President Biden ahead of his planned trip to the state, with the incident occurring when special agents attempted to serve arrest and search warrants at his residence. What do you think?

I can't imagine being so impatient that I'd feel the need to shoot Biden.


Ellen Posada

This man is a martyr for anyone who has made death threats over the internet.


Ted Sims

Thank god I only threaten to shoot nobodies.


Cyrus Hammoudi

U.S. Invests $1.2 Billion For Carbon Removal

The Energy Department announced an initiative to help build the nascent market for removing carbon dioxide already in the atmosphere, awarding up to $1.2 billion for two consortiums to build commercial-scale direct air capture hubs. What do you think?

Refreshing to see the government and corporate America unite in greenwashing.


Sheri Lopez

Let's just hope they don't accidentally turn the oxygen-removal button on.


Tim Sprecher

I don't know why this is such a big deal when I planted a tree last year.


Francine Anibaldi

San Francisco Allows Robotaxis To Operate 24/7

California state regulators have allowed companies Waymo and Cruise to launch paid, 24/7, fully autonomous driverless car services in San Francisco, with advocates claiming robotaxis will be safer and detractors claiming they disrupt traffic and bus routes. What do you think?

This won't change much since I don't consider taxi drivers to be people.


Warren Dudrey

This should work great until the robots discover small talk.


Jay DeMayo

Dozens Of Burglars Raid L.A. Mall, Steal $100K Worth Of Luxury Goods

A flash rob group of as many as 50 people swarmed a Los Angeles mall last Tuesday, using bear spray to neutralize security guards as they made off with around $100,000 worth of luxury items. What do you think?

I just thought we were gonna do the 'Thriller' dance, I swear.


Don Greenberg

I'm more impressed that they coordinated 50 people's schedules.


Anya Perez

I hope they stole some receipts if they want to return any of it.


Oscar DeNooyer

Rudy Giuliani, RICO Pioneer, Indicted On Racketeering Charges With Trump

Rudy Giuliani, who was hailed for his innovative use of racketeering laws against the Mob as a U.S. attorney in the 1980s, was indicted for violating Georgia's RICO law along with Donald Trump and 17 others in connection with efforts to overturn the 2020 election. What do you think?

Prosecuting them, committing them, let's face it: The guy's just a fan of crimes.


Jessica Camacho

To be fair, you can't expect him to know every little law he made an entire career off of.


Cody Davila

And people say older politicians don't change with the times.


Shane Elkins

Vanna White Misses 'Wheel Of Fortune' For First Time In 30 Years

Vanna White will reportedly be missing from Wheel Of Fortune for the first time in over 30 years after contracting Covid-19, with the 2023 Teacher of the Year recipient filling in during upcoming Teachers Week episodes. What do you think?

She should leave and start her own letter-turning business.


Ana Crampton

I'm not going to watch some clumsy amateur paw at her letters.


Mitchell Rowe

What makes them think some useless teacher knows anything about letters?


Ian Mattingly

Michael Oher Alleges 'Blind Side' Family Lied About Adoption

Michael Oher, the retired NFL offensive lineman whose life story was the subject of hit 2009 movie The Blind Side, has petitioned a Tennessee court, alleging that the family who took him in never legally adopted him and only did so to profit at his expense. What do you think?

Am I expected to believe a young Black person was exploited?


Darius Patino

It's a sad day when money becomes a factor in professional sports.


Evan Tapley

Alabama Republicans Refuse To Create Majority-Black District

The GOP-controlled Alabama state legislature refused to create a second majority-Black congressional district, resisting a recent order by the U.S. Supreme Court to give minority voters fairer representation and renewing the battle over the state's political map. What do you think?

Maybe creating a second Black-majority district would make the first one less special.


David Umberger

How much fair representation is good enough for Black people?


Issa Gosch

The Supreme Court should know it's unconstitutional to do things Republicans don't like.


Jen McCallip

Ron DeSantis Debate Memo Advises Him To Defend Trump, 'Hammer' Ramaswamy

A leaked strategy memo from a Ron DeSantis–supporting super PAC suggested the Florida governor take a sledgehammer to presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy and defend former President Donald Trump during this week's GOP primary debate. What do you think?

If he executes this plan perfectly, DeSantis could maybe lose to Trump by only 30 points.


Austin Jacovich

But notes will only interfere with his natural charm.


Jack Panton

Does he really think singling out a candidate of color will appeal to the Republican base?


Preston Treadwell

New Jersey Court Rules That Catholic Schools Can Fire Teachers For Premarital Sex

The New Jersey Supreme Court ruled in favor of a Catholic school that terminated an unmarried pregnant teacher for having premarital sex, saying religious entities can use religious tenets as exceptions to state employment law. What do you think?

I'm glad to see the Catholic Church is finally cracking down on consensual sex.


Matthew Rosner

Good. I want my child's teacher to be as sexually repressed and confused as my child is.


Lashana Decker

I guess it's a shame she decided to keep the baby.


Benjamin Doyle

America's Richest Account For 40% Of U.S. Climate Emissions

A new study has found that the wealthiest 10% of Americans are responsible for almost half of planet-heating pollution in the United States, in part because of the fossil fuels generated by companies they invest in. What do you think?

Will poor Americans ever contribute their fair share?


Mary Levie

It's their country, they can do whatever they want to it.


Colin Santucci

Destroying the planet is a key part of a balanced portfolio.


Thomas Overton

Rare Spotless Giraffe Born At Tennessee Zoo

A zoo in Tennessee says it has welcomed a rare giraffe that does not have any spots, with experts confirming she may be the only solid-colored reticulated giraffe on the planet. What do you think?


Randall Wenning

Well, euthanasia will solve that little mistake.


Carla Nagel

First Republican Presidential Debate To Take Place Tonight Without Trump

Eight candidates will participate in tonight's GOP presidential debate, though without the clear front-runner, former President Donald Trump, who says the public already knows who he is and therefore he doesn't need to attend. What do you think?

Damn, this debate was my opportunity to find out who this Trump guy is.


Simon Treiber

This will help the other candidates get the visibility they need to be destroyed by Trump.


Tony Reid

If this is the sort of respect Trump has for protocol, I can't imagine he'll get very far.


Sergio Guevara

Fyre Festival 2 Announced Following Organizer's Release From Prison

Billy McFarland, who went to federal prison for crimes related to 2017's infamous Fyre Festival, has announced that tickets for Fyre Festival 2 are now on sale for $499, though no dates, lineup, or location have been confirmed. What do you think?

I bet they've still got some bread and cheese slices in storage somewhere.


Juliana Pierce

Perhaps it's time to rethink whether prison has a deterrent effect.


Andre Dunneback

Luckily he's already been convicted of fraud, so he knows what to avoid.


Miguel Aranda

Sha'Carri Richardson Fastest Woman In World After Winning 100-Meter Championship

Sha'Carri Richardson won the women's 100-meter world title and set a new championship record in the process, two years after she tested positive for cannabis and was barred from competing in the Tokyo Olympics. What do you think?

It's a miracle she was able to make a complete recovery from her marijuana addiction so fast.


Valerie Pilskog

That's impressive, but I bet I could outsmoke her.


Tom Banner

So everything turned out okay and we don't need to examine any arbitrary rules.


Jeremiah Zeller

Mercenary Leader Prigozhin Presumed Dead In Plane Crash

Yevgeny Prigozhin, head of the Wagner mercenary group that started a short-lived mutiny against the Russian government two months ago, is believed to have been killed in a plane crash. What do you think?


Kara Graczyk

At this time, my thoughts are with the mercenary community.


Patrick Weigel

This is why you have to finish your coups.


Mitch Adriel

Spanish Soccer President Refuses To Resign After Forcibly Kissing Player At World Cup

Spanish soccer boss Luis Rubiales, who forcibly kissed a player after the country's Women's World Cup victory, has refused to resign, fueling anger among the team and government ministers, who decried his actions as unacceptable macho behavior. What do you think?

Sometimes it feels like you can't forcibly do anything anymore.


Jan Martinez

I'm sure he's learned his lesson and won't do this on camera next time.


Anders Goodwin

Maybe sexual harassment is just how he shows appreciation.


Rob Barnes

Queen's 'Fat Bottomed Girls' Cut From 'Greatest Hits' Album For Younger Audiences

Queen's 1978 hit Fat Bottomed Girls has been removed from the band's Greatest Hits album on Yoto, an audio platform for children, after the company decided it was not appropriate for its audience. What do you think?

You can't protect kids from fat-bottomed girls forever.


Meg Hensley

I don't want my child to be ashamed that they have no ass.


Maurice Panfilio

I bet the woke mob would be fine with 'Fat Dicked Men.'


Steven Hoover

Study Finds Paper Straws Contain Toxic 'Forever Chemicals'

A new European study found that 90% of so-called eco-friendly paper and bamboo straws contain forever chemicals, compounds that don't break down and can accumulate in our bodies, leading to health problems. What do you think?

But nothing quenches my thirst like polyfluoroalkyl.


Doug Bosman

I tried warning people that there's no such thing as a non-lethal straw.


Horace Steinberg

U.S. Announces First 10 Drugs For Medicare Price Negotiation

The Biden administration released its list of the first 10 drugs that Medicare will negotiate for price cuts with drugmakers, including some of the most widely prescribed or expensive drugs for conditions such as heart disease, diabetes, and autoimmune conditions. What do you think?

My brand of cigarettes better be on that list.


Elyssa Moore

It's exciting to see America edge closer to 'developed nation' status.


Dinesh Rao

This will only encourage more people to develop atrial fibrillation.


Chelsea Markis

Doctors Find Live Parasitic Worm In Woman's Brain

A neurosurgeon discovered a live, 3.5-inch-long roundworm, a parasite usually found in snakes, inside the brain of a 64-year-old Australian woman who sought help after experiencing worsening symptoms of forgetfulness and depression. What do you think?

A great reminder to never skip your annual skull cleaning.


Jon Meagher

Put that thing back in a stomach where it belongs.


Adam Rinaldo

A little voice in my head says we should leave the worm in there.


Kimberly Gara

Capitol Physician Medically Clears Mitch McConnell After Second Freezing Episode

A Capitol physician has reportedly cleared Senate GOP leader Mitch McConnell to continue his schedule after he experienced an episode where he was unable to speak or move for the second time in as many months in public. What do you think?


Emil Flocchini

This happens every time he receives new instructions from Satan.


Lars Higdon

What American hasn't frozen in horror when trying to think about our government?


Andrew Price

Twitter Lifts Years-Long Ban On Political Ads

Twitter announced that it's lifting its years-long ban on political advertisements, enabling candidates to freely purchase ads again in the U.S. to build on their commitment to free expression. What do you think?


Chester Boyle

I can't even imagine what a politicized Twitter would look like.


Monica Husek

Paid targeted propaganda is what free expression is all about.


Howie Solvang

Nebraska Man Pulled Over With Bull Named Howdy Doody Riding Shotgun

A man in Nebraska was pulled over for driving down a highway in a compact car with a massive Watusi bull named Howdy Doody sitting in the passenger seat. What do you think?

I'm glad Howdy Doody was responsible and called a designated driver.


Cora Brady

Have you ever tried telling a bull it has to sit in the back?


Peter Gilchrist

Anything to restore your Uber driver rating, I suppose.


Duston James

Tennessee Woman Sets Record For World's Longest Female Mullet

A 58-year-old woman from Knoxville, TN officially set the Guinness World Record for the world's longest mullet on a woman, with her hair measuring 5 feet and 8 inches in length. What do you think?

I didn't think it was possible, but that might be too much party.


Moira Clarke

Great, yet another reminder I've absolutely wasted my life.


Connor Bailey

This might be the thing that finally regains the world's respect for America.


Angelica Klasfeld

Burning Man Revelers Finally Leave Festival After Thousands Stranded In Nevada Desert

Thousands of Burning Man attendees finally made their mass exodus after intense rain over the weekend flooded campsites, stranding more than 70,000 people as they waited for the Nevada desert city to dry out. What do you think?

I'd have gone if I'd known rich people suffering would be there.


Steve Kutner

The elements held them back from us as long as they could.


Matthew Stern

I can't wait to read the worst 70,000 'Medium' posts of all time.


Issac Wehmeyer

Delta Flight Turns Back After Passenger Has Diarrhea 'All The Way Through' Plane

A Delta flight going from Atlanta to Barcelona was forced to turn around for a biohazard issue after one passenger on board had severe diarrhea that trailed down the aisle. What do you think?

It's important to pack no more than 3.4 ounces of diarrhea in a clear plastic bag.


Maddie Hicks

Why travel anywhere if you can't handle a stranger's diarrhea?


Austin Orr

Airlines are always looking for a reason to delay a flight.


Preston Lee

Mexico Supreme Court Decriminalizes Abortion

Mexico's Supreme Court has thrown out all federal criminal penalties for abortion, ruling that national laws prohibiting the procedure violate women's rights in a sweeping decision that extended Latin America's trend of widening abortion access. What do you think?

Sounds like someone forgot to bribe their justices.


Tanya Cavina

Great, now they're taking jobs from American abortionists.


Humberto Antunez

I hope pregnant Texans are good at swimming.


Lauren DeBruyn

U.S. Open Fan Thrown Out For Singing 'Hitler Anthem'

A fan was removed from a U.S. Open tennis match after German player Alexander Zverev accused them of singing the anthem of Hitler during the game. What do you think?

I can't judge until I hear if the song's good or not.


Tony Wolfson

Athletes need to toughen up and play through Nazi songs.


Randolph Napper

Man Arrested After Attempting To Cross Atlantic In 'Human-Powered Hamster Wheel'

The U.S. Coast Guard arrested a man trying to cross the Atlantic in a human-powered hamster wheel, having found him 70 miles off of Georgia's coast while Hurricane Franklin headed toward the area. What do you think?

Everyone wants eco-friendly transportation until it's time to put your money where your mouth is.


Arthur Mulligan

Men can't do anything in this country anymore.


Darcy Allegro

Now we'll never know what's on the other side of the Atlantic.


Margaret Vacheron

Goodwill Employee Discovers Human Skull In Donation Box

A Goodwill employee in Arizona called the police after finding a withered skull in a donation box, though a medical examiner confirmed the skull was historic and thus does not appear linked to any crime. What do you think?

Typical. Goodwill never has items with their full set.


Ivan Hynes

I've also instructed my family to drop off my bones at Goodwill after I pass.


Ezra Taupin

My Goodwill never gets any good human remains.


Cody Zwegat

Musk: Monkeys Implanted With Neuralink Brain Chips Were Already 'Close To Death'

Elon Musk has denied reports that his brain-implant startup Neuralink killed monkeys during research experiments, claiming instead that tests were only done on terminal primates. What do you think?

You would think a billionaire could afford nicer monkeys.


Sergio Abadi

Some people will find a reason to complain no matter how old the monkeys you torture are.


Alaina Foster

I can think of at least 20 better uses for a dying monkey.


Don Barlett

Walmart Cuts Starting Wages

Walmart has made adjustments to its pay scale, lowering the starting hourly wages for some jobs such as shelf stockers and those who pack online orders. What do you think?

Wage cuts are an unavoidable part of running a massively profitable business.


Carol Richling

Walmart Cuts Starting Wages

Where else can you make cuts if not from the people who have almost nothing?


Anthony Pareira

Walmart Cuts Starting Wages

Wages should reflect the cost of living on the streets.