Pope To Reduce His Twitter Followers' Time In Purgatory
The Vatican will offer indulgences to believers who follow Pope Francis' Twitter account, @pontifex, during next week's World Youth Day, thereby reducing the amount of time these individuals' souls spend in purgatory and allowing them to enter heaven faster. What do you think?
Ron Castro
That's a relief. I have a big week of sinning planned.
Circuit Breaker Assembler