Alito Nominated
President Bush nominated conservative Judge Samuel Alito as a replacement for Justice Sandra Day O'Connor on the Supreme Court. What do you think?
Brad Vodak
When Alito is asked to state his full name before the confirmation hearings, he should say 'Harriet Miers.' Then after the entire audience finally stops laughing, he could say, 'No, seriously, it's Samuel A. Alito Jr.'
Kiln Operator