Amateur Sleuth Identifies Jack The Ripper
An amateur detective has claimed that he teamed up with a molecular biologist to conduct DNA testing on a bloodstained shawl to identify Jack the Ripper, the infamous London serial killer who murdered five women in 1888, as a then-23-year-old Polish barber named Aaron Kosminski. What do you think?
Carson Geller
With this new scientific evidence, I'm sure everyone will accept that their conspiracy theories were wrong and move on with their lives.
Systems Analyst