Meat Loaf Endorses Romney
Performing after the band Big & Rich at a Romney rally last night, Meat Loaf offered the candidate an unusual, rambling endorsement in which the 65-year-old rocker mentioned that he had never been involved in politics before, that the Cold War is not over, and that Paul Ryan has not pushed [him] off the cliff in a wheelchair. What do you think?
Lucas Groom
Congratulations, Mitt, on your sweatiest endorsement yet.
Marine Machinist