Too Much Integrity?
Some people say The Onion may have too much integrity for the Pulitzer Board to award it a prize. What do you think?
Danny Hinzo
True, but The Onion also has more conviction, sense, class, and moral character than the Pulitzer Board, so it's hard to know which deficiency is responsible for the prize committee's cowardly negligence in award-giving year in and year out.
Hair Stylist