Apes Suffer Midlife Crises
A study of more than 500 captive apes found the primates experienced a decrease in happiness from the end of their childhoods until middle age, at which point their overall mood appeared to steadily improve, mirroring the pattern seen in humans. What do you think?
Rosanna Amaro
Well, the kids move out once their genitals swell up and turn red, and then you start thinking to yourself, 'Will I never achieve anything beyond rudimentary tool use and throwing feces?'
Executive Chef