Oprah Vs. The Beef Industry
Oprah Winfrey is being sued in Texas court by beef-industry representatives, who claim that remarks she made on a show about mad-cow disease were "false and disparaging
 costing them millions of dollars in beef sales. What do you think?"
Roy Brady
Today on her show, Oprah was wearing a mauve pullover. Now I hear mauve-pullover futures are going through the roof.