French President Receives New Camel After First Eaten
The government of Mali will give French president Francois Hollande a bigger and better-looking camel as a gift for France's help in defeating Muslim rebels after the original camel, which Hollande left with a family in Timbuktu, was promptly killed and eaten in a stew. What do you think?
Ernie Gallavan
See, that's why I always make sure to keep a close watch on my camel, because otherwise—oh, no, Annabelle!
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