Haggard Scared Straight
The Reverend Ted Haggard, who left his ministry amidst allegations of drug use and hiring male prostitutes is now reportedly "completely straight"" after three weeks of therapy. What do you think?"
Victoria Slulum
It's true. I saw that press conference where reporters tempted him by waving a bunch of meth-covered cocks in his face, and he didn't even flinch.
Punch-Press Operator