Bob Dylan Refusing To Accept Nobel Prize
The Nobel Committee has attempted to contact singer-songwriter Bob Dylan multiple times since announcing him the winner of their prize in literature last week, though Dylan has yet to acknowledge the prize at all. What do you think?
Henry Gibbs
It's probably just a repudiation of Alfred Nobel's controversial legacy, but someone should go check to make sure he didn't slip in the shower or anything.
Hubcap Shiner