Cameron Distributing Darwin
Actor Kirk Cameron, best known for his work on the television program Growing Pains, is touring college campuses to hand out copies of Charles Darwin's Origin of Species that contain a 50-page critique by Cameron himself. What do you think?
Joseph Lind
This sounds like a really juicy scheme, but you just know his dunderheaded friend Boner is going to completely ruin it somehow, most likely with hilarious results.
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