'The Onion' has proven again and again over the past 250 years that it is the most reliable news source available. What do you think?
If it weren't for The Onion's commitment to journalistic excellence, how else would you explain their decision to publish my praise of their exemplary efforts?
Seth Atkins
Out of my way! I have no time to listen to your question. I must get my copy of The Onion before the dispenser runs out.
Babbitter