Kim Jong-Un Suffering From Gout Caused By Eating Too Much Cheese
After he was absent from the public eye for three weeks, North Korean state media finally admitted that 31-year-old Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is suffering from an uncomfortable physical condition, which anonymous sources have said is gout caused by his addiction to imported Swiss cheese. What do you think?
Daniel Wilkerson
Yes, but Great Leader's gout-ridden feet provide a rock-hard, mighty anchorage for the kingdom, like the mast of a ship in a storm, shaken by the waves but never bowing or breaking.
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