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  "row": {
    "article_id": 1850826420,
    "date": "2023-09-11",
    "description": "A Goodwill employee in Arizona called the police after finding a withered skull in a donation box, though a medical examiner confirmed the skull was historic and thus does not appear linked to any crime. What do you think?",
    "headline": "Goodwill Employee Discovers Human Skull In Donation Box",
    "name": "Ivan Hynes",
    "occupation": "Distance Estimator",
    "page_url": "https://www.theonion.com/goodwill-employee-discovers-human-skull-in-donation-box-1850826420",
    "picture_category": "42",
    "picture_url": "https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/a5n7fsjr5jjsrg2qldiv.jpg",
    "quote": "I've also instructed my family to drop off my bones at Goodwill after I pass."
  },
  "row_id": 23088,
  "url": "https://csvbase.com/calpaterson/onion-vox-pops/rows/23088"
}