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    "article_id": 1850831777,
    "date": "2023-09-13",
    "description": "Elon Musk has denied reports that his brain-implant startup Neuralink killed monkeys during research experiments, claiming instead that tests were only done on terminal primates. What do you think?",
    "headline": "Musk: Monkeys Implanted With Neuralink Brain Chips Were Already 'Close To Death'",
    "name": "Sergio Abadi",
    "occupation": "Gunk Scraper",
    "page_url": "https://www.theonion.com/musk-monkeys-implanted-with-neuralink-brain-chips-were-1850831777",
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    "quote": "Some people will find a reason to complain no matter how old the monkeys you torture are."
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