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23086 1850819797 Man Arrested After Attempting To Cross Atlantic In 'Human-Powered Hamster Wheel' The U.S. Coast Guard arrested a man trying to cross the Atlantic in a human-powered hamster wheel, having found him 70 miles off of Georgia's coast while Hurricane Franklin headed toward the area. What do you think? Darcy Allegro Now we'll never know what's on the other side of the Atlantic. Backup Clapper https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/a8lejyawjyuybo66ysrp.jpg https://www.theonion.com/man-arrested-after-attempting-to-cross-atlantic-in-hum-1850819797 2023-09-11 20
23087 1850826420 Goodwill Employee Discovers Human Skull In Donation Box A Goodwill employee in Arizona called the police after finding a withered skull in a donation box, though a medical examiner confirmed the skull was historic and thus does not appear linked to any crime. What do you think? Margaret Vacheron Typical. Goodwill never has items with their full set. Paranormal Theoretician https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/a8lejyawjyuybo66ysrp.jpg https://www.theonion.com/goodwill-employee-discovers-human-skull-in-donation-box-1850826420 2023-09-11 20
23088 1850826420 Goodwill Employee Discovers Human Skull In Donation Box A Goodwill employee in Arizona called the police after finding a withered skull in a donation box, though a medical examiner confirmed the skull was historic and thus does not appear linked to any crime. What do you think? Ivan Hynes I've also instructed my family to drop off my bones at Goodwill after I pass. Distance Estimator https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/a5n7fsjr5jjsrg2qldiv.jpg https://www.theonion.com/goodwill-employee-discovers-human-skull-in-donation-box-1850826420 2023-09-11 42
23089 1850826420 Goodwill Employee Discovers Human Skull In Donation Box A Goodwill employee in Arizona called the police after finding a withered skull in a donation box, though a medical examiner confirmed the skull was historic and thus does not appear linked to any crime. What do you think? Ezra Taupin My Goodwill never gets any good human remains. Unemployed https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/a6hhairc83xuw2ejqylj.jpg https://www.theonion.com/goodwill-employee-discovers-human-skull-in-donation-box-1850826420 2023-09-11 6
23090 1850831777 Musk: Monkeys Implanted With Neuralink Brain Chips Were Already 'Close To Death' Elon Musk has denied reports that his brain-implant startup Neuralink killed monkeys during research experiments, claiming instead that tests were only done on terminal primates. What do you think? Cody Zwegat You would think a billionaire could afford nicer monkeys. Nutrition Labeler https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/a6hhairc83xuw2ejqylj.jpg https://www.theonion.com/musk-monkeys-implanted-with-neuralink-brain-chips-were-1850831777 2023-09-13 6
23091 1850831777 Musk: Monkeys Implanted With Neuralink Brain Chips Were Already 'Close To Death' Elon Musk has denied reports that his brain-implant startup Neuralink killed monkeys during research experiments, claiming instead that tests were only done on terminal primates. What do you think? Sergio Abadi Some people will find a reason to complain no matter how old the monkeys you torture are. Gunk Scraper https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/aamdmcvlpa0bvaqxsdlq.jpg https://www.theonion.com/musk-monkeys-implanted-with-neuralink-brain-chips-were-1850831777 2023-09-13 47
23092 1850831777 Musk: Monkeys Implanted With Neuralink Brain Chips Were Already 'Close To Death' Elon Musk has denied reports that his brain-implant startup Neuralink killed monkeys during research experiments, claiming instead that tests were only done on terminal primates. What do you think? Alaina Foster I can think of at least 20 better uses for a dying monkey. Show Promoter https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/acpneaiminui1rvklfqv.jpg https://www.theonion.com/musk-monkeys-implanted-with-neuralink-brain-chips-were-1850831777 2023-09-13 2
23093 1850826547 Walmart Cuts Starting Wages Walmart has made adjustments to its pay scale, lowering the starting hourly wages for some jobs such as shelf stockers and those who pack online orders. What do you think? Don Barlett Wage cuts are an unavoidable part of running a massively profitable business. Systems Analyst https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/aamdmcvlpa0bvaqxsdlq.jpg https://www.theonion.com/walmart-cuts-starting-wages-1850826547 2023-09-12 47
23094 1850826547 Walmart Cuts Starting Wages Walmart has made adjustments to its pay scale, lowering the starting hourly wages for some jobs such as shelf stockers and those who pack online orders. What do you think? Carol Richling Where else can you make cuts if not from the people who have almost nothing? Audience Recruiter https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/acpneaiminui1rvklfqv.jpg https://www.theonion.com/walmart-cuts-starting-wages-1850826547 2023-09-12 2
23095 1850826547 Walmart Cuts Starting Wages Walmart has made adjustments to its pay scale, lowering the starting hourly wages for some jobs such as shelf stockers and those who pack online orders. What do you think? Anthony Pareira Wages should reflect the cost of living on the streets. Freelance Resuscitator https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/a3jhkohafh8vi1oocggl.jpg https://www.theonion.com/walmart-cuts-starting-wages-1850826547 2023-09-12 33