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1850819797
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Man Arrested After Attempting To Cross Atlantic In 'Human-Powered Hamster Wheel'
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The U.S. Coast Guard arrested a man trying to cross the Atlantic in a human-powered hamster wheel, having found him 70 miles off of Georgia's coast while Hurricane Franklin headed toward the area. What do you think?
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Darcy Allegro
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Now we'll never know what's on the other side of the Atlantic.
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Backup Clapper
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https://www.theonion.com/man-arrested-after-attempting-to-cross-atlantic-in-hum-1850819797
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2023-09-11
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1850826420
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Goodwill Employee Discovers Human Skull In Donation Box
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A Goodwill employee in Arizona called the police after finding a withered skull in a donation box, though a medical examiner confirmed the skull was historic and thus does not appear linked to any crime. What do you think?
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Margaret Vacheron
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Typical. Goodwill never has items with their full set.
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Paranormal Theoretician
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https://www.theonion.com/goodwill-employee-discovers-human-skull-in-donation-box-1850826420
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2023-09-11
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20
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23088
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1850826420
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Goodwill Employee Discovers Human Skull In Donation Box
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A Goodwill employee in Arizona called the police after finding a withered skull in a donation box, though a medical examiner confirmed the skull was historic and thus does not appear linked to any crime. What do you think?
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Ivan Hynes
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I've also instructed my family to drop off my bones at Goodwill after I pass.
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Distance Estimator
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https://www.theonion.com/goodwill-employee-discovers-human-skull-in-donation-box-1850826420
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2023-09-11
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23089
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1850826420
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Goodwill Employee Discovers Human Skull In Donation Box
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A Goodwill employee in Arizona called the police after finding a withered skull in a donation box, though a medical examiner confirmed the skull was historic and thus does not appear linked to any crime. What do you think?
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Ezra Taupin
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My Goodwill never gets any good human remains.
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Unemployed
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https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/a6hhairc83xuw2ejqylj.jpg
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https://www.theonion.com/goodwill-employee-discovers-human-skull-in-donation-box-1850826420
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2023-09-11
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6
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23090
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1850831777
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Musk: Monkeys Implanted With Neuralink Brain Chips Were Already 'Close To Death'
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Elon Musk has denied reports that his brain-implant startup Neuralink killed monkeys during research experiments, claiming instead that tests were only done on terminal primates. What do you think?
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Cody Zwegat
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You would think a billionaire could afford nicer monkeys.
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Nutrition Labeler
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https://www.theonion.com/musk-monkeys-implanted-with-neuralink-brain-chips-were-1850831777
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2023-09-13
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6
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23091
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1850831777
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Musk: Monkeys Implanted With Neuralink Brain Chips Were Already 'Close To Death'
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Elon Musk has denied reports that his brain-implant startup Neuralink killed monkeys during research experiments, claiming instead that tests were only done on terminal primates. What do you think?
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Sergio Abadi
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Some people will find a reason to complain no matter how old the monkeys you torture are.
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Gunk Scraper
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https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,fl_progressive,g_center,h_200,q_80,w_200/aamdmcvlpa0bvaqxsdlq.jpg
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https://www.theonion.com/musk-monkeys-implanted-with-neuralink-brain-chips-were-1850831777
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2023-09-13
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23092
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1850831777
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Musk: Monkeys Implanted With Neuralink Brain Chips Were Already 'Close To Death'
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Elon Musk has denied reports that his brain-implant startup Neuralink killed monkeys during research experiments, claiming instead that tests were only done on terminal primates. What do you think?
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Alaina Foster
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I can think of at least 20 better uses for a dying monkey.
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Show Promoter
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https://www.theonion.com/musk-monkeys-implanted-with-neuralink-brain-chips-were-1850831777
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2023-09-13
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1850826547
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Walmart Cuts Starting Wages
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Walmart has made adjustments to its pay scale, lowering the starting hourly wages for some jobs such as shelf stockers and those who pack online orders. What do you think?
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Don Barlett
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Wage cuts are an unavoidable part of running a massively profitable business.
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Systems Analyst
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https://www.theonion.com/walmart-cuts-starting-wages-1850826547
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2023-09-12
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1850826547
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Walmart Cuts Starting Wages
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Walmart has made adjustments to its pay scale, lowering the starting hourly wages for some jobs such as shelf stockers and those who pack online orders. What do you think?
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Carol Richling
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Where else can you make cuts if not from the people who have almost nothing?
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Audience Recruiter
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https://www.theonion.com/walmart-cuts-starting-wages-1850826547
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2023-09-12
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1850826547
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Walmart Cuts Starting Wages
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Walmart has made adjustments to its pay scale, lowering the starting hourly wages for some jobs such as shelf stockers and those who pack online orders. What do you think?
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Anthony Pareira
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Wages should reflect the cost of living on the streets.
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Freelance Resuscitator
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https://www.theonion.com/walmart-cuts-starting-wages-1850826547
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2023-09-12
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